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Old 09-10-2014   #1
glenwood springs, Colorado
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will the good samaritians in the house please STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!

all of you please find the good will within all of you to extend your hands and be a buddy.

I am actively displaying my love and affection to the world!!

what does this guy want? to share his stories of his summer where an under-appreciative company KICKED IT DOWN on their HIGHEST GROSSING RAFTING GUIDE THIS SUMMER.

I need climbing, mountain biking and paddling partners.

please blow me up!!

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let us project rifle or RMNP I am a 5.9' climber looking to break some barriers and get nasty with it!!! stomp some multi pitches!! kayak Shoshone!!! mtn bike mushroom rock in bone dale and salida!!!

let this be our reunion for the shoulder season.

I have had thousands of lives in my hands, you can trust me please light me up with your good vibes I've had my healthy dosage of haters in my day.

prr wooo wooo!! my radar signals!

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Old 09-11-2014   #2
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I don't know what this post is about.
1: Is it a dis on your employer? If so, good luck getting a job with them next summer.
2: Is it a request to find active people that would like to recreate with you? If so, you could have simply posted that you were looking for people to raft, climb and bike with in the Glenwood Springs area, with out all the other nonsense.

You puff yourself up with comments like "HIGHEST GROSSING RAFTING GUIDE THIS SUMMER". Are you absolutely positive that you were the highest paid guide? You are a 2nd year guide. Running ShoShone 200 times does not make you a class V raft guide, nor the highest paid or tipped.

The rest of the post is run on mush with no real content. What does being a good Samaritan have to do with recreation partners?

I hope you find somebody that shares your passion for outdoor recreation, but posting in this way will probably not get you there.

Enjoy the offseason.

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Old 09-11-2014   #3
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Health insurance and a 401k from a rafting company? Good luck Shitbag and keep smoking the good shit
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Old 09-11-2014   #4
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Makes perfect sense to me. Rock Gardens is hiring developmentally disabled guides. Johnny Highside sure knows how to save a buck.
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Old 09-11-2014   #5
Carbondale, Colorado
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laugh out loud... I was thinking the same thing.... thanks for summing up my opinion gents....

cuz im sure no one at rock gardens management ever checks this site...

and because of course running Shoshone all summer, you have thousands of lives directly in your hands....
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Old 09-11-2014   #6
Carbondale, Colorado
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but now I feel bad for being a hater!!! lol... ill boat with ya bro!! .... its all good.... but this was a very funny (pointless) rant....

hope you find epic adventures this offseason dude!
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Old 09-11-2014   #7
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Apparently it only took 4 asshole Buzzards to scare this guy off? What happened to the good old days of pages of ripping people new asses...
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Old 09-11-2014   #8
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Thats cause he can only use the library computer for 20 minutes before getting kicked out for watching porn
Who's your monkey?
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Old 09-11-2014   #9
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Check out his FB stuff, several friends telling him to tone it down. You guys have pot legalized in CO, right? )
Wishing I was on the river instead of surfing the web...
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Old 09-11-2014   #10
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Maybe he has just lost it and gone all hippy dippy on us or maybe he got some chips laced with weed?

Future owner of AIRE Wave Destroyer w/MadCatr Frame
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