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Old 10-02-2014   #21
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Wow. I'm sure he's a solid belayer. And fantastic company on an extended stay on a ledge.

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Old 10-02-2014   #22
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We've all ridden the short bus before
Or will someday

Remember the taste of hot school bus windows and seat backs on your parched tongue and lips?

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Old 10-03-2014   #23
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Woo hoo Shitbag we love you!
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Old 10-03-2014   #24
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Shibag as in I shit myself in my sleeping bag? It happens. Slow your mind bra and get to work on time. Your already a legend.
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Old 10-03-2014   #25
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Sorry ladies my mind and body is erect and as much as you cast your evil eye at me it only empowers my success later on in life. I love it! You are all crazy people who are hiding in your basement, sticking needles in a voodoo doll that looks like me! Think about it! Quit your day jobs, lose the money and find happiness you lazy mother effers! Im doing yoga in carbondale 7 days a week! Suck my life of the party nut sack!

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Old 10-03-2014   #26
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My name is tyler dane mahaffey and im counting on this community to do one of two things! You can spit on my grave your you can lay flowers on it! The river is gonna take me, make we sweet and sleepy!

Im counting on the members of this community to take it home with them! This thread is my will! You can spread my ashes at shoshone, in nepal, costa rica and thailand! These are places that i have sworn to myself that i will see!

Im going to fake it til i make it, and get rich or die trying! Fuck it, i have nothing to lose! You have seen my reputation, my rafting nickname is "shibag"! This thread is my will and my word is as cursed as it is divine!

Once again ladies, my ass. Your face! Calling me a dirty hippie would be a truism so do me a solid, take your heads out of your asses and learn to appreciate the ratchet native coloradoan who doesnt give a flying fuck!

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Someone get hold of Colorado Mental Health Services. Shibag is very unstable.

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Old 10-03-2014   #28
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Old 10-03-2014   #29
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This thread is closed for now. While entertaining in some aspects I want to hear from this fellow or from his very close friends or family.


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