In a Bucket Boat Pizzle?!
So... I'm imagining when you're bathtubed after most of the rapids and rolling into say Scissors or Pyrite... or some move in Kirschbaum's what do you do? Get your bilge pump rollin' and grab a 5 gallon bucket? Get your partner to R1 while you furiously bail in vain? Hell, you wouldn't need the paddle anyhow... the boat knows the way. Maybe you're watching your dog float away, attempt to swim and then drown? That's the appropriate time to toss back another brewskie in its honor...
Also, R2ing Gore is probably the easiest orientation because of how maneuverable you are without weight.
The guys at Liquid Descent are solid and put out a good show on Gore. It will cost you $150 bones though. Well worth it for a day in there completely planned out with solid equipment, guides, instruction, transportation, and lunch. As raftus was saying, it's money well spent.
Otherwise... good luck trying to make a Gore Guide friend in time for the Bach party...