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Old 08-05-2009   #101
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Originally Posted by skibuminwyo View Post
It is all about the love of the river. I don't care what craft you are in as long as you are on the water.
Ditto, but you got it all wrong it is all about giving CM a hard time because he prefers to drink his beer out of his booty! McNasty boot funk is the new wyoming state beverage for all Casperites! Shit man, it is a good thing my relatives do not frequent this here buzz, or they would give me hell when I meet them for some lame ass water skiing next week on Glendo.....That and I will be happily making sand castles with my kids....We can't be extreme all our lives......

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Old 08-06-2009   #102
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Three things

1) I will NEVER give a case of beer to ANY raft guide that runs me over. Especially when that raft guide is a 14 year old on summer break. ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY if that guide doesn't drink booty beers after swims.

2) I don't understand how what the HUGE objection to booty beers is. It essentially combines two of my favorite activities drinking, and hazing. Its also hilarious. Having some Pueblo jackass tell me that this is "retarded". Maybe when he can get his wife to shave her mustache and he stops calling the rusty ford in the backyard "the living room" he can talk to me about booty beers.

3) Waking up hungover at 10 PM is not fun.

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Old 08-06-2009   #103
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A little sensitive aren't we???

You obviously subscribe to the sophomoric fraternity/sorority "hazing" rituals. Even a Pueblo jackass is smart enough not to be effected by peer pressure.

Oh, I fiiiiinaly got my wife to shave her mustache last night after I showed her your post, she was a little is the armpits....hopefully (crossing my fingers). Ford's suck, it's a 76' Chevy.
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Old 08-06-2009   #104
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you don't seem as much like an elitist as you do a f****ng douche bag. good luck finding a boater to carry your shit on a multi-day ass-hole
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Old 08-06-2009   #105
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Anybody notice it was a full moon last night?

Maybe that explains the direction of this thread.
Karma is like this: If we set causes in motion the effects come back to us.
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Old 08-06-2009   #106
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there is some really touchy rafters on here. late night at Brother's down in canon or what? and if anybody has a problem with a booty beer than here's some advice, quite being an elitest douch bagget! you bunch of hypocritical hypocondriacal insomniac pansy's
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Old 08-06-2009   #107
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Originally Posted by robks View Post
Iron Sheik reference?


a little over-reactive hostility for ya.
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Old 08-06-2009   #108
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what sucks more than SUP. ........ .. .... rafting
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Old 08-06-2009   #109
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Originally Posted by caspermike View Post
there is some really touchy rafters on here.
You make me think of a guy in an abusive relationship. Slaps girlfriend/wife! Then says, oh honey, why do you flinch when I swing my arms around?
I am a river, babe - I've got plenty of time, I don't know where I'm going, I'm just following the lines..... - "We are water" by Shaye
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Old 08-06-2009   #110
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Caspermike You can call me a pansy all You want. They are the toughest things around. So thanks for calling us rafting non booty drinking pansy's Better that being some fag yaker that Gets his shit ran over and has to swim because of another yaker....Oh and it was a girl to yep you are super hardcore and us rafters are the tought shits around just liking to have fun and play pac man with the kayakers.

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