Originally Posted by caspermike
you guys need to learn how to take shit and give shit... you guys are major pansies maybe thats what he was referring to ahhh.. wait no it has to be the craft on the river he's pissed at. you guys don't understand subect verb?
If all you rubber jockeys are so hip on flat-water pictures of boozin, then post them on a rafting website. Also why do I have to filter through a bunch of pansy ass rafting related posts before I find something kayak related.
Here you go CM. My wife has pansies. She loves pansies. I love her panties and what's in them.
Not the same. Me not pansy. Me no like pansy. Me not know what subect is. Or subect verb.
Me not even smart enough to run rubber. Me boat is plastic just like my kayak.
To address the why do you have to filter ....
any dirtbag with a couple hundred bucks can be a kayaker. Even a gnar, gnar kayaker if they can fit their balls into their kayak.
That's why I had to get a raft. The trend in downsizing kayaks in the last 15 years forced me to give up new boats and either paddle an old invader or an RPm or something with the volume to handle my manliness.
Oh yeah usually rafters make and spend a lot more money on shit than kayakers so they have something known as economic clout. This makes rafters, as a demographic, more valuable to market to than cryakers.
And their breath is usually a little sweeter smelling from the Crown or Tequilla they sipping ( which I carry in the glass in my plastic raft), instead of the warm Pber and stank boot smell known to permeate most yakkers.