Leif, I feel your pain. I too yearn for a day when all my clicks yield 100% unbridled incredible kayaking action.
If it were up to me, I would only have three forums...
Radical Class VI+ Badass Kayakers Forum
Rafters MacGyvering Shit Forum
Loud Mouth Mofos Talking Shit Forum
In election years you might also consider a "Your candidate is f$cking retarded, and so are you... forum", but this is obviously a subset of the loud mouth mofo forum and deemed redundant.