My sport is way better than yours. You will never understand how hardcore my sport is, and how un-hardcore your sport is. All the people from my sport are cool. People from your sport all suck. And I'm way more hardcore than you. We all play on the same planet, but the way I play takes way more sand than the way you play. The way you talk and blog about your sport is dumb, but the way my buddies talk about our sport is super gnar. Everyone in your sport is a pussy. Did I mention that I'm more hardcore than you?
Will you carry my tent?
Dude, I'd see you on the river but I'm hardly ever out there.