Originally Posted by bucketboater
This girl gets it! You could ride in my raft anytime. Saw some noobs paddling this weekend and it reminded me of my last paddle trip a few years back.Was on the sf canyon stretch of the Payette. A mile from the take out we flat wrapped our boat on the only rock in the river. After hrs of work and constant heckling from other boaters we hiked out and hitched back to crouch.
We spent the night at the dirty shame tavern drinking Washington apples and drowing our sorrows. After a few too many, my buddy got in a fight with a cowboy and my other buddy banged a biker chick in the bathroom. We spent the night in the field across the street. We awoke to the blazing Idaho sun and horrific hangovers. The next day we went back with a 10 ton come along and saved old blue. This is just another reason paddle rafting sucks!
Please come rafting with me! I need, I need.
This past weekend me and some of my homies decided "if those a-holes on the buzz can paddle raft we can too" so we stole my mom's old hyside and a sixer of my dad's hard ciders and headed to the payette. After we rigged on the ramp and tore that old geezer a new one for looking at us funny we shoved off.
Those fuckers just didn't understand to get out of our way and one of them blocked the only slot we could get to and ran is onto this fi-ing rock...thing came out of no where!
Do you know that those assholes just kept floating by, laughing!!! So we finally waded to shore and walked to the bar to try out our fake ID's.
Mine worked but Frank got kicked out. So anyways Johnny and I are in there swillin' away when these bikers come in. They felt so bad for us that they bought us each a sloe-gin fiz...
Next thing we know we're waking up in a field behind the bar. My ass feels like somebody....oh well, you know it hurt.
We can't find Frank anywhere so we start hitchin' for the car. Some old rancher pulls over and we begged him to help pull mom's boat off the rock... the last thing I need is for them to know I lost that and my virginity in one day!
Fucking paddle boating sucks!!!