Oarsman looking for fun trips!
Ornery 45 year old gun toting redneck hillbilly is looking for fun river trips. I am comfortable with class IV, and IV-V, but not much into class II, class III is ok as long as there is a ton of it and it is busy. I will do my thing, so if you are not comfortable with the levels, maybe you should stay home?
I run my boat light, I do not own any group gear. And no, I don't want to carry all your beer in my cooler!
I wake early and expect everyone else too as well. I get cranky when I have to sit and watch some old dude rig his boat for 3 or 4 hours every morning. I prefer to launch by 8:AM. I prefer to eat brats and beans, or steak and potatoes, and beer with both. If I use dishes, I use the same ones everyday without washing them. But, mostly I cook on a stick and eat from the can. My knife is a hunting knife, that early in the season will most likely still have coyote blood and stuff on it, I don't wash it either. Keep that in mind if you ask me for a knife. Pabst was my beer of choice until all the hipsters decided it was cool. I have been drinking PBR for 40 years, but when it got to a dollar a can I gave it up. Now I drink whatever is cheap, but make up for it with quantity. I do not smoke dope, and prefer not to be around it 24/7 while on the river, though the smell really isn't that bad. I like music, but cannot stand teenage girl music or any of that hip hop, or dance or whatever they call it, so if that is what you play, leave it at home. I know, I know, its your trip, but do everyone a favor and leave it at home, no one really likes that crap anyway!
Since I cook with a stick and a can, do NOT expect me to help with dishes or kitchen set up or any of that shit, and sure as hell no cleanup! If you all dined like I do, your boats would be so much higher in the water! Or, you could carry more beer for me!
And groover duty? HA, not going to happen. You brought it, you deal with it.
That about covers it. So if anyone out there has an opening please let me know asap! I have a busy schedule, so don't waste my time with crappy trips!!!