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Old 07-12-2015   #41
Plunk your magic twanger!
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Where should I put my towel?

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Old 07-12-2015   #42
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Is that island surrounded on all sides by water?

Dude, I'd see you on the river but I'm hardly ever out there.
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Old 07-12-2015   #43
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Originally Posted by bigben View Post
the classic "what elevation do the deer turn into elk??"
Deer turn into elk at timberline, 11500 feet in Colorado. Elk turn into moose at 15000 feet and thats why there arent any native moose in Colorado, highest mountain is only 14400

I had half the state of Texas believng this back n the 90s
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Old 07-12-2015   #44
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Should I throw my cigarette butt into the river? ( Please don't, the river is trying to quit)
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Old 07-12-2015   #45
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Did a flat float on the Missouri today so the booger eaters could get some paddle time and try to find some rythem. The take out is a popular beach in the summer. Dude asks if there's air in my raft.
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Old 07-12-2015   #46
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Where are your legs? (playboat)
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Old 07-12-2015   #47
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Had a guy ask if Browns canyon was salt water or fresh water. His wife immediately complemented him for asking such I good question.

No shit.

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Old 07-12-2015   #48
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Those toilets stink. Thats because people shit in them. You guys must be good. Yes mam, but our boating skills still need alot of work.
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Old 07-13-2015   #49
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While at the playpark in a playboat:

Where do your legs go in those little boats, do you sit indian style inside there?
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Old 07-19-2015   #50
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At Salida WW Park on Saturday

Did you guys just float by 30 minutes ago?

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