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Old 07-10-2015   #31
Durango, Colorado
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While standing at bottom Royal Gorge, hopped the fence to get ice cream in our kayak garb.
Tourist says - "where are you going"? I said "the bottom." pointing downstream
Tourists says - "where did you start"? I said "the top." pointing upstream.
Toursist says - oh.

the rest are all the same
"we come back to where we started"?

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Old 07-10-2015   #32
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the classic "what elevation do the deer turn into elk??"

the other day a lady asked me "how are those rocks floating so much slower than we are??"
so i rolled up my sleeves and flexed for her -"you better call the veterinarian, cause these pythons are sick!!!"
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Old 07-10-2015   #33
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Is that fun
"You're gonna be doin a lot of doobie rolling when youre LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER"
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Old 07-10-2015   #34
Denver, Colorado
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I cut the people from TX some slack in regards to comments regarding "do we take out where we put in". Think about it, most of them go to the san juan below navajo and they literally run cycles through the tx hole and take out again for their yearly fishing trip.

I'll never understand the appeal of that place.
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Old 07-10-2015   #35
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Originally Posted by bigben View Post
the classic "what elevation do the deer turn into elk??"
Always loved this one

not a boating question but sine the majority here probably recreate on snow in the winter......

"y'all ride that ski board in the stunt ditch?"

"what d y'all do with the moguls in the summertime?"
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Old 07-10-2015   #36
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My buddy worked at Old Faithful Inn in Yellowstone a couple summers, and on more than one occasion was asked if the geysers going off fucked with plumbing in the Inn.

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Old 07-11-2015   #37
Horserump, Colorado
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No such thing as a stupid question. However there are a butt load of stupid people.
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Old 07-11-2015   #38
Bayfield, Colorado
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To paraphrase Mr Carlan "Just imagine how dumb the average person is, then imagine that have of us are dumber than that."
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Old 07-11-2015   #39
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" If I fall out of the boat, will I be in the same water as fish?"
Think of me what you will, I got a little space to fill.
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Old 07-12-2015   #40
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Standing on the side of hwy.2 in Leavenworth, WA. Watching a couple make a high water run thru Tumwater canyon a tourist who stopped to see what we were watching asks "Is that dangerous?" Someone answered "It's less dangerous than standing here on the side of the road with traffic passing by at 60 mph two feet behind your back"


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