I am one of those bitch ass skinny boat paddlers that uses golden quite often. Its called share the river! They were trying to race and trying to promote paddling to kids Ö.beginners Öjust like you and me once were. Maybe you forgot those days when fellow paddlers were patient and gracious to our lack of skills?
Itís not that we think the park needs to shut down when we are on the water, its a matter of space and respect. For instance, during the Golden Rodeo series you donít see us coming at you from above with our pointy ass boats, do you? Share the love for the river man!
And there are things we can do for you to get out of the hole forcefully if need be .... Our bows are a lot more pointier than yours (your ribs should love it!). Last I checked we had a bit more boat control than the average play boater Ödonít instigate us to try and use it on you next time you are being a selfish small dick in a hole.
I didnít see you out there today when it was 1900+ while some of us slalom boaters in our skinny boats were actually paddling a lovely swollen river! Or is it just that you paddle when the water is slow moving so you can sit in a hole and just admire your lack of skills and your shit personality?
River karma is a bitch
"you keep my mum out of this, and ill keep this (indicate to groin) out of your mum"