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Old 09-22-2016   #51
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He would walk...
Or slap the shit out of them?

Back home on the Ark, all the downstream guides avoided them, because
they had a company policy against helping other peoples swimmers. It was a rule they had to follow from there Insurance carrier. So if your Custie was swimming towards the class 5 right past there raft, they would just watch them float on by...
Maybe river karma, or justice from god, having boats destroyed?

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So is this really just a story about some progressive missionaries? It's pretty obvious to me they were on a safe sex outreach trip and were kind enough to give dildo rock a little rubber.
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This may be one of the highest rated services of any kind available to the rafting public:
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Noah's Ark Colorado Rafting & Aerial Adventure Park

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Ah, but is it not also true that he who kayaketh knows no dildo?
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Anyone know if the condom has been removed from Dildo Rock yet?
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Yeah its gone
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When I was video boating ACE made us call it Ejector Rock because they got a complaint from a customer whose daughter asked him what a dildo is.
I bet Noah's Ark has an alias for Dildo Rock too.

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This is 100% opinion. If you're old enough to run class IV rapids, I think you should be old enough to know what a dildo is.
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Correction - class V rapids
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Buy the way I dropped Sweets four times this weekend, once in a drift boat.
Funny, your comment stuck in my head when I saw this article pop up on wastebook. Nice boat! Good Gauley: A Drift Boat First Descent | Canoe & Kayak Magazine
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