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Old 03-03-2014   #11
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I know where this thread is going.


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Old 03-04-2014   #12
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I'll read the trip report on this one.

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Old 03-04-2014   #13
Dipshit with the most.
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Originally Posted by FastFXR View Post
Amateur....why ask for just one?
That was funneh! Almost got the keyboard.

To the OP. If you want a swamper you might consider casting a wider net.

While your heart may be in the right spot why…….I lost my thought train their with Andy's wreck clip.

I believe their is a Pike's Peak River Runners Club which may help you to meet an eligible 'partner' for your rafting adventures.

You might have much better success if you go with others, cuz if I was a woman this would be the absolute last thing I would want to consider if it is a one boat float. You really want to know who you are boating with in that situation even if there isn't a gender dynamic involved.
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Old 03-04-2014   #14
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Originally Posted by FastFXR View Post
Amateur....why ask for just one?
A wise old boater once told me that you should always carry two or three spare life jackets if your boating solo and looking to pick up girls.

"With two...you'll have fun....with three....you'll score one."
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Old 03-04-2014   #15
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I never watched it, but did anyone see Kevin Bacon in that rafting movie?

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Old 03-04-2014   #16
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this is an obvious troll..... someone with winter cabin fever symptoms.......

however, if not......

i and my girlfriend, volunteer to go along as chaperones, being that we got skunked on permits this year.

for proof please respond here.....

and PM me.


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Old 03-04-2014   #17
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Old 03-04-2014   #18
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Originally Posted by FastFXR View Post
Amateur....why ask for just one?
Thanks. That was damn funny.
"Yesterday I was clever and tried to change the world. Today I am wise and try to change myself." -Rumi
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Old 03-04-2014   #19
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Take my wife, please.
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Old 03-04-2014   #20
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What no picture? Weak. If you want some "company", you need to do a better job. Hahaha, winter Buzz troll!

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