Okay...here's what I overheard Sunday morning

[Gloryhorse]

Originally Posted by mvhyde

I'm a guy and I'm posting this rather delicate subject on the Betty Buzz. What I am about to relate is by no means my opinion, just something I overheard at the CWWA Training Camp in Cotopaxi this past weekend.

I was on my way to get some breakfast burritos for my wife and son when I heard this guy talking to some other males about Bettys. I'll paraphrase it.

Basically he stated that Bettys only boat to find husbands/boyfriends to so can begin the nesting process, get knocked up and have kids and quit boating.

I kind of found the statement rather odd, rude, and well, just plain wrong. What do y'all think?

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[mr. compassionate]

So in other words this guy was comparing Kayaking to BJ's?

[mr. compassionate]

Why does a bride smile on wedding day...

No more kayaking

[sbratt]

KSC, great laugh. Though, what were you doing helping a boater move during prime boating season? Also, I suggest you try Craig'slist and just post in the personals that you are looking for a relationship 9 of the 12 months a year. If your as nice as you say you are, I'm sure some lass will get more attention from your 9 months than they do from a non-boater over 12 months. You can also try hitting on the joggers on Boulder Ck when your running the canyon.

Hey Ladies, since were on the paddling boyfriend-girlfriend topic. Just remember, when you run the meat line, he has to run the meat line.

[whip]

you're 2 feet tall and work for travelocity!

[Phillips]

Sweet now I know where all the chicks hang out.

[holley]

#1

Originally Posted by sbratt

Hey Ladies, since were on the paddling boyfriend-girlfriend topic. Just remember, when you run the meat line, he has to run the meat line.

Yep...got a friend who lost a boyfriend sorta like that


#2

Originally Posted by mr. compassionate

Why does a bride smile on wedding day...

No more kayaking

Puh-lease. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

How about:
Why does a bride smile on wedding day?
Because she put an AT paddle on her wedding registry...

[cokayakn]

Originally Posted by mvhyde

Bettys only boat to find husbands/boyfriends to so can begin the nesting process, get knocked up and have kids and quit boating.

...happened to me and a bro I used to paddle with. Luckily we've got many other strong commonalities.

[mvhyde]

My wife paddles

If I annoy her enough, she gives me gas and lunch money and tells me to go far away and paddle something

Life is groovy baby!

[Oopps]

there are kayaker guys who like girls that paddle? Where can I meet some?

Almost every guy I boat with spends half his time at the Golden WW Park looking at the little girls in skimpy bikinis sitting on the rocks. god forbid they would pay any attention to the girls in kayaks. Drytops are just not as sexy as a skimpy little suit.

Those girls on the rocks serve a valuable purpose though - keep the guys occupied so the rest of us get more time in the hole to play.