Love the boof ones.
Once while totally bored in February, I was talked into paddling the Brighton run on the south platte. ( Lenny you will never be forgiven )
At one point some people on shore were having some target practice... Unfortunately the bullets were going over our heads. With a couple close enough to hear.
I looked over at my "buddy" and said " paddler harder while they reload".
"We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners around here" -Edward Abbey