Enough with the sheep shagger jokes.
Despite being a longtime opponent of the ravaging Republican horde, I'm as Wyoming as Lummis (born in Laramie) and have actually herded sheep, in the Salt River Range east of Star Valley.
After a rain, a herd of 2500 ewes or thereabouts doesn't smell all that sweet. Shit balled on their wool, etc. I can't imagine wanting to boff one. Jeez!
I like a nice lambchop on the grill, and wool coats, vests, socks, along with those merino undies from NZ.
But I only date my own species.