We're All Humans on the River
So there I was, floatin' down the river when this lady says "hey no, I'm a man!" So I says "Alright! You got a pecker?" and she says "y'aint gotta got a pecker to be a man" and I say "fair enough, but which outhouse do ya use?" And she says "does it matter? Folks respect privacy in the shitter anyhow. Can't I just go where I'm comfortable?" I says "shore, why not, "'ol Grif don't care where ya shit!"
I learned a lot that day. Why should I care whether you got titties or like to shit in a certain room or if you like to get with your feller fellers or ladies? Who cares if yer a gal or a guy, boy or a girl? The way I see it yer either a pussy or y'aint and it has nuthin' to do with if ya got one or not!
I love y'all!