True Hollywood Story: Yetigonecrazy
Yeti was born amongst the cornfields of Iowa to Gertrus and Darryl crazy. Gertrus, a 700 lb. chronically obese woman was bedridden and Darryl took his sexual frustration out on yeti. Yeti learned young what a corncob up the butt was like. A stool sample might lead you to think he ate a lot of corn, but he rarely touched the stuff, it was too painful for him to eat.
The other children mocked yeti, calling him a vegisexual, and yeti began to develop identity issues. But despite what the other kids said, Yeti continued to run backwards through the cornfeilds naked.
By early adolescence yeti ran away to Detriot where he went to work on the streets whoring himself for crack. It was in the bathroom of a dollarstore where yeti impressed the owner of a gay porn website. He had never seen anyone take as much as yeti- 2 hamsters, a chihuahua, an egg beater, and tatoo from Fantasy Island- and he asked yeti to join him in Hollywood.
da plane, da plane landed in hollywood and yeti went right to work. Success came fast in more ways than one. His popularity grew in the gay porn world as tales of his amazing faggot abilities spread. Until it grew so big he cracked.
His divulgence in hardcore drugs led yeti to mix with the wrong crowd, or at least another wrong crowd. To suppliment his porn income, yeti began putting on private shows. 1 yeti, 1 cup type of thing. And finally, his world came crashing down one night when a business man paid yeti $200 to ingest a dozen coke filled dirty condoms. The condoms, being already worn thin from yeti's other acts, burst and yeti was dumped in a gutter outside the hospital.
After his recovery, yeti's clout diminished and he moved to live in a trailor on the outskirts of Ft. Lupton, CO. Being washed up and out of the gay porn industry, yeti was able to pull a few tricks with the lupton redneck crowd, but once again, he felt like his identity had been lost.
Then one day while admiring gay bukake vids online, yeti came across mtn buzz. He figured that if he could pretend like he was a boater and post as much as possible, some people might buy it and he would once again have an identity.
Now he sits all day in his Ft. Lupton trailor and posts on the buzz, dropping names and pretending like he is a respectable member of the boating community. But he still dreams of his days in Hollywood when he was at the top. The top of a homosexual orgy, making it in the gay pron world. Maybe someday he'll make a comeback....someday....
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