Troop Support: Gift Basket to BastardSonOfElvis.

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

Dudes, I laughed my ass off when I read this post. You guys are awesome. Hmmm, let's see...top ten things to send GI Josh:
#10. I have enough porn to last a decade. I wasn't a boy scout, but I came prepared. Please send me a woman. Mail order brides from Cambodia, Laos, or any of the old Soviet block nations are acceptable. Please keep them under 150lbs. Teeth optional..I can fix that.
#9. I'm an Irish Spring kind of guy, so stuff from bath and body works would likely be shipped back to CO to my real wife. She'd dig it..and so would US Mail for all the business.
#8. Kayak/Ski&Board/Mtnbike porn would be A#1. I don't have much...only 7 rivers, that sweet home cooked vid about New Mexico and Roam (mtn bike). Back issues of LVM would be the shit.
#7. A mountain of at least 3500m with a 4m base and a meter of fresh pow.
#6. Stickers and shit would be cool, posters, too. I have a lot of bare walls in my room and clinic.
#5. Some single malt scotch cleverly disguised as some hygeine product...they will take it if they supect it's booze...bastards.
#4. A ticket from Baghdad Int into Denver or Condo Springs. Max two connections, please.
#3. RUBBERS..the girls over here are HOTT! Kidding. See #10.
#2. Copious amouints of Ganja. Ok, maybe that would be a bad idea.
AND the #1 thing to send GI Josh is...(drum roll)






A Democratic House and Senate! Bring home the boys, baby!

[Livingston]

BSOE, send me the info I need to get the stuff headed your way. How are you set for tunes? I think I've got an idea for the scotch.

Anyone wanting to drop shit off: 720-244-0075

Give a call or PM me and I'll get you my Denver address (highland square hood). I can also meet anyone for lunch near Broomfield, Westminster, Boulder. I also will be in Summit County this weekend. Lets aim for a ship date of 11/10, next Friday.

-d

[stinginrivers]

I'm heading to the warren miller flick tonight I'll pick a copy up if they are selling.

It's not much but I do have a copy of this years wavesport dvd as well.

Josh how about some tunes? I've got some johnny cash/bob dylan.

let me know I can burn a few cd's for ya.

Livingston I'll be in touch this weekend after I get the dvd.

[Livingston]

Thanks for all the support guys. If anyone else has something to donate to the gift basket, send me a PM or call (720-244-0075) and I'll get you my shipping info... don't really want to post it on a public forum. Or I'll figure out how to pick it up.

I'll be sending out the package around noon Friday, so get in touch by then. I can pick up in the NW denver area or will be at the Boulder Theater Wed for the 9pm Warren Miller show.

-d

[gh]

Hey what size of tshirt do you want?

Is it cold or hot this time of year?

greg

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

I would like a size small baby doll cut tshirt with a nice pair of c cup dairy pillows inside.

It's cold and rainy outside. In reality, though, I can only wear army uniform shit. That's right...all day, every day. I'll sport a t-shirt in my room, though...when I decide to wear anything at all. How's that for a take-home image. Size large. Um...I mean the tshirt.

Gotta go...some soft core skinamax shit on the telly.

Josh

[Roy]

Originally Posted by BastrdSonOfElvis

AND the #1 thing to send GI Josh is...(drum roll)




A Democratic House and Senate! Bring home the boys, baby!

Done!

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

Nice work, people...and as an added bonus I can finally say that ol' Rummy sucks a big fat donkey cock without fear of reprisal. May that shit head be unemployed and regarded with contempt by all until an unhappy exit from this world and a harsh judgement by the almighty. Ptoohee. That was a spit noise.

[Livingston]

Do you still want the Rummy Voodoo doll?
-d

[sgb3000]

Hey, is tomorrow still the ship date? I have a shitload of ski vids, but I just saw this post and I can't make the drive to meet Lvingston. If I FedExed some stuff today, would it make it in?