The Upper Decker
Since Steve started such an interesting topic, I figured I would chime in.
There once was a dude (my brother's buddy in Hermosa Beach) and he would go to his buddy's house at lunch/after work, whenever. He would grow a tail(give the soldier his marching orders) and leave it in the bowl with his business card on top; he called it "putting a roof on it". His buddy finally got fed up with this juvenile behavior and went to the "roofers" house and "upper decked" him!
What! Never heard of the "Upper Deck"? That's when someone takes a grogan in the holding tank of your toilet. The more and more you flush, the more shit fills your bowl. Well, his buddy not much of a handyman called the plumber to say his toilet was backed up. When the plumber showed up he took 5 minutes and came out and said "I'm sorry to tell you sir but you've been upper decked-that's $100 please".
The moral of the story is don't shit in places not deserving of the fecal matter unless you're ready to be shat upon!
P.s. the "lower deck" is in the crisper door of the fridge-you never want one of those!
"any man who would trade freedom for security, deserves neither freedom nor security" Thomas Jefferson