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Old 11-26-2013   #31
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Wow, your favorite class of whitewater is III and you live in Steamboat..... do you even paddle? Here is a little education for ya, these ladies wouldn't even waste their time with you.....

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Old 11-26-2013   #32
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Old 11-26-2013   #33
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Old 11-26-2013   #34
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Originally Posted by lmyers View Post
Wow, your favorite class of whitewater is III and you live in Steamboat..... do you even paddle? Here is a little education for ya, these ladies wouldn't even waste their time with you.....

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Just watched the Tits Deep Vid. Pretty sweet. Looking forward to the next installment.
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Old 11-26-2013   #35
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I'm confused what you mean by "able"
Should women be legally able (allowed) to kayak? Like Arab women who cant vote or drive.
Should women be physically able to kayak? Like Barbie who wouldnt be able to support her own weight.
Should women be mentally able to kayak? Like having a decreased cognitive ability to read water.
Should women be emotionally able to kayak? Like when they see EJ ripping up the play hole their panties will get too heavy and they will dump you.
Sorry everyone for feeding the troll. I'm bored at work.
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Old 11-26-2013   #36
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This troll thread sucks. At least put some thought into it, lazy ass troll. Let me give you some examples.

Bad Troll Thread: Should woman be able to kayak?
Better Troll Thread: Do woman swim out of kayaks more than men?
Best Troll Thread: Should Justin Beiber be able to kayak?

0/10 will not reply again.
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Old 11-26-2013   #37
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so far k2cannoli and smauk are winning.
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Old 11-26-2013   #38
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You need a gender bender to get a female adapter to fit properly in a cockpit. If ya just put a female in the cockpit it will throw a 401 error. Just saying!
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Nor can they fix cars.

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what are you some rafter pussy? or even better open canoer. i heard if you try kayaking you realize how fucking pathetic rafting is. i think youre just butthurt you suck at it and have to resort to straddling a giant inflatable dildo down the river
Technically, boats on end are rather vulva shaped in general. I would posit that kayaks resemble dildos more with their design to *ahem* penetrate. Still, riding a giant inflatable vagina or hard, penetrating dildo seems to appeal to a lot of people so I hardly can see how one is better than the other based on the sex toy analogy.

Strictly speaking, if one were "Better" then everyone would simply not do the other. Sort of like the snowboard/ski debates. Or the men/women debates. One who has the maturity to appreciate both just looks at the debate and quickly identifies the raving bigot claiming that one is clearly better than the other. I'm sorry you're so insecure so as to not ride a raft or kayak with women.

There will always be female kayakers out there who are better than me, and it doesn't make my penis any smaller. Cold water does. That shit will take away your manhood faster than Lorena Bobbit with some pruning sheers. In conclusion: Dry Suits.

On the river, I can abandon who I am and what I've done. However brief it lasts, while on the river I am nothing important and everything insignificant. I am flotsam, and happy to be so.
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