Originally Posted by oldschooljamesiscool
what are you some rafter pussy? or even better open canoer. i heard if you try kayaking you realize how fucking pathetic rafting is. i think youre just butthurt you suck at it and have to resort to straddling a giant inflatable dildo down the river
Technically, boats on end are rather vulva shaped in general. I would posit that kayaks resemble dildos more with their design to *ahem* penetrate. Still, riding a giant inflatable vagina or hard, penetrating dildo seems to appeal to a lot of people so I hardly can see how one is better than the other based on the sex toy analogy.
Strictly speaking, if one were "Better" then everyone would simply not do the other. Sort of like the snowboard/ski debates. Or the men/women debates. One who has the maturity to appreciate both just looks at the debate and quickly identifies the raving bigot claiming that one is clearly better than the other. I'm sorry you're so insecure so as to not ride a raft or kayak with women.
There will always be female kayakers out there who are better than me, and it doesn't make my penis any smaller. Cold water does. That shit will take away your manhood faster than Lorena Bobbit with some pruning sheers. In conclusion: Dry Suits.