Shibag, you have a massive amount of energy
Glad to know you're human and not going to hurt yourself, and you're right about flatwater.
Regarding contacting your family, well, members of this forum have previously done similar nuke-downs and later did drastic things. I'm sure none of us want to see or read about that happening again so they are taking a proactive stance. See the thing about Fight Club rules is... they're imaginary