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OK, break in my day...time to join the fun. DISCLAIMER: Offensive...
this guy is on the way to work when he receives a call on his cell phone, "Is this Dave Green?", reply, "yes, it is."
"Are you the husband of Mary Green?"
"yes I am, who is this?"
"I'm sorry Mr. Green, this is the state police. Mary has been involved in a very serious car accident. We don't think she's going to make it. We need you to get to County Hospital ASAP".
So Dave goes directly to the hospital, grabs the first nurse he sees and tells her that he is Mary's husband.
The nurse says, "Step into this office, I'll get the Doctor immediately".
The Doctor walks in and says, "Dave, you've heard that Mary was involved in a very serious car accident. I just came from ER....sit down and brace yourself, your life is about to have a drastic change. Mary pulled through but she is unable to do any of the simplest tasks. She'll need you to feed her, bath her, dress her, everything is going to have to be done for her".
Dave slumps down, puts his head down and says, "Gee Doc, I don't know how I will be able to cope".
After a pause the Doctor says, "I'm just F***ing with you, she died!"
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