A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Penn State joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Penn State Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Penn State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Penn State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
Did you hear that the University of Georgia library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed... .the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Athens, GA? Knoxville, TN : 233 Miles
What did the Penn State grad say to the Tennessee grad? "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm a Georgia graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!" Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."
Two Penn State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Nittnay Lion proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 -6 years!"
A Bulldog football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the horse just in time.
Why is ice no longer available at Penn State games? Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.