Steve Kahn wrote:
count - are you fishing for dates???
So is that what being honest is called these days? I wasnt intentionally fishing but sometimes my charismatic charm does that. I apologize, I just cant help it. And yes, for all you ladies out there that were wondering, I am single for the time being (but jump on while you can, it wont last for long). Of course, Id be happy to teach any of you fine young chicas to roll around (boat-optional). Just remember, head down and snap your hips. Just call me and Ill have you from upside down to rightside-up in no time. And just so the gals dont have to start bribing people for my phone, Ill even post it.
Let me give you some advice, Steve. Its all in the pick-up line. Im about to offer up one of my most valuable bits, free of charge, one time only! One of the lines Ive had the most success with is:
Hey Baby, Ive got a sleep number bed, whats your number?
Its that easy. But Im not going to let my bent-shaft line go for free. Youll have wait for that one.
Aka Derk Diggler
Man, you can really tell how desperately we need the water to start flowing. SYOTR.