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Old 12-13-2011   #1
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Offensive rants thread

Ok so it seems that some of us need to blow off some steam by criticising and arguing with one another. So I thought I would start a thread just for that.

WARNING: Comments here are not neccessarily the views of the poster, similarities to people, places or events are merely coincidence. Do not post here if you plan on going into politics. Content is for amusement and stress relief only. Do not take things too personal.

So lets get this started.

1) Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for jesus!

2) All Irishmen are drunks!

3) Rafters are bigger drunks than Irishmen and their fat.

4) Sandusky for PeeWee Football Coach 2012!

5) Land owners along rivers should restrict access.

6) Kayakers are a bunch of dirtbag stoners who are always asking the rafters for beer and munchies.

7) IK'ers should just make up their damn mind.

More tax breaks for the top 1% of earners.

9) We should bail out banks that are going bankrupt and encourage risky investing and deregulate.

10) Buy from China!

11) We should frac in all of the watersheds of scenic and wild rivers.

12) More dams damn it!

13) Who cares about wild salmon, we can just farm them. Replacing bison with cows worked so whats the problem.

Hopefully you all found something here to get pissed about. Have at it. And Happy Holidays.. And step away from the on sale playstation or I'll mace you.......

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Old 12-13-2011   #2
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God...are you kidding me? At
Christmas time? Really? you know what? F U... no really. I really wish that neighbor chick of yours finished the job.....whatever. Oh, and in number three you wrote "...Irishmen and THEIR fat". What an a$$ that doesn't know Engrish...that's the WRONG 'their' unless, of course, you meant the Irishman's fat...which would have been correct but you don't know how to actually, you know, use the proper type of English and stuff.... it should be 'they're fat'. Water users.....lern how to use the language or something.

Damn, I feel so superior now....I would have popped one if I wasn't too old....which I am.....

How was that?

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Old 12-13-2011   #3
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i just don't see what you are getting at with #2 ......and #3 for that matter, arguing with those two would be like arguing that grass is not green and the sky not blue. the truth is the truth.

..... but since you started it, in #3 it would be "they're" not "their"....stupid treehuggers.
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Old 12-14-2011   #4
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blah, blah, blah

wish I had the 90 seconds back it took to read this waste of time...
GARNA’s mission is to foster stewardship of the resources of the greater Arkansas River region through education, volunteerism and experiences.
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Old 12-14-2011   #5
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Good, do you all feel better now? I know you do scooby, and they got drugs now for that age induced ED. Thanks everyone who acknowledged that I speak good english well. But really is the grammer all that was wrong with that post...... Where's the gramer and speelling check on this site....

Well I'm off to bugger one of Santa's elf's while beating a baby seal.

Happy huonnicka! Merry Festivus!

I think this may be a case of chrismas music madness!

PS. Their coming to take me away hahah, there comming to take me aawey.

Damn it! I forgot to line my hat with tinfoil again......
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I'm not sure about Spell Check but the Ignore List works great.

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