What really happened up there?
Looks like there may be some inconsistencies in the trip/arrest report. Tbone brings up some real issues, and the Buzz Admin seconds it:
How exactly was he rowing and trying to knock The Little Guy out of the Canoe, at the same time?
--Body position and ergonomics/forensics of a sloppy face demand accounting.
--It is plainly difficult to be rowing and not let the damn oars bump into her bum.
Arrangement of the thighs is key here.
Given this evidence, the Someone should be brought into the loop because these are clearly extenuating circumstances.
I believe this is a case for the MountainBuzz Task Force. There have been posse''s in the past but this time it really means something. Let's get to the bottom of this:
How exactly was he giving cunnilingus while rowing?