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What really happened up there?
Looks like there may be some inconsistencies in the trip/arrest report. Tbone brings up some real issues, and the Buzz Admin seconds it:
How exactly was he rowing and trying to knock The Little Guy out of the Canoe, at the same time?
--Body position and ergonomics/forensics of a sloppy face demand accounting.
--It is plainly difficult to be rowing and not let the damn oars bump into her bum.
Arrangement of the thighs is key here.
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Given this evidence, the Someone should be brought into the loop because these are clearly extenuating circumstances.
I believe this is a case for the MountainBuzz Task Force. There have been posse''s in the past but this time it really means something. Let's get to the bottom of this:
How exactly was he giving cunnilingus while rowing?
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