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Old 08-15-2007   #41
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We are there that weekend and saw the spotlight boat go by Bench, we just thought it was a drunk fisherman
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Old 08-15-2007   #42
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so wtf was happening, was it man in the canoe on man in the canoe action, or lady in the boat's mouth on oar? somebody please answer, its killin' me.

As for the other, not sure what right some dude from Peyton of all places had to the island? I think the logic that he was there first died with the Indians and free wool blankets in the 19th century...
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Old 08-15-2007   #43
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i read from work, i don't comment, but i do laugh.

"or did he have his nose deep in the brown?"


definitely almost in trouble over that one
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Old 08-15-2007   #44
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Back to the original topic...

If he has that hard a time dealing with folks invading his space, I just hope the guy doesn't show up at the Shoshone boat ramp over Labor Day!
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Old 08-15-2007   #45
liquidchaos

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so... is the gear still up there, or more imporantly, the girls? I would take a free raft, that sounds like the only reason to paddle that section! if anyone knows if the gear is still up there let a brotha know!
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Old 08-15-2007   #46
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ok, as far as I'm concerned the dude was getting head, although not sure how he was able to paddle in a straightline or would want to run rapids in that configuration...
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Old 08-15-2007   #47
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What really happened up there?

Looks like there may be some inconsistencies in the trip/arrest report. Tbone brings up some real issues, and the Buzz Admin seconds it:

How exactly was he rowing and trying to knock The Little Guy out of the Canoe, at the same time?

--Body position and ergonomics/forensics of a sloppy face demand accounting.

--It is plainly difficult to be rowing and not let the damn oars bump into her bum.

Arrangement of the thighs is key here.

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Given this evidence, the Someone should be brought into the loop because these are clearly extenuating circumstances.

I believe this is a case for the MountainBuzz Task Force. There have been posse''s in the past but this time it really means something. Let's get to the bottom of this:

How exactly was he giving cunnilingus while rowing?
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Old 08-15-2007   #48
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Was this guy doing as told by the BLM and rafting on another weekend, skipping Gore altogether and taking out his aggression on the man in the boat instead of BLM?
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Old 08-15-2007   #49
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Maybe home dude wasn't rowing at all. It would appear he left his position and focussed more on the stomach purse.

I'd go out chowin' on a ham wallet.

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Old 08-15-2007   #50
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SO.... Where was the naked chick?? I thought a guy was going down on a chick in a raft?? Do we have a eye whitness with a accurate report? Oh and buy the way did'nt this post start out about a guy with a gun. Now Im all confused!!!???!!!
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