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Old 07-24-2016   #1
 
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Lost my boat

Yeah the other day, I got off the river and was so drunk, I left my boat fully rigged with my wife and my beer at the take out. Boat was a real nice Intex I got at K Mart in 1987. It still had the original short oars and the rings made right on top of the tubes to hold em. If any one should happen to find my boat, you can have my wife and half of the beer that is left in the cooler.

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Old 07-25-2016   #2
 
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What kind of beer? Will the wife bite if I spook her. Does she respond to her name? If I though a bone will she chase it while I get the beer and raft? Will the wife survive in the wild? Does she play well with other wifes? Help a guy out here.
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Old 07-25-2016   #3
 
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Does the wife have to go with the beer?
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Old 07-25-2016   #4
 
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Bad News and Worse News

The Wife will probably find her way home, but there is no way you will every get that sweet rig back.
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Old 07-25-2016   #5
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Can the wife cook?
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Old 07-25-2016   #6
 
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Is the beer still cold?
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Old 07-25-2016   #7
 
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Well I will try to answer all of the question. Wifes name is Bessie, probabley named after her paps favorite cow. She indeed does bite, specialy if she thinks you are stealing her beer. Yes you do have to take her, that was part of the deal. Oh yeah and once you do don't be bringing her back neither. The beer probably is still cold I had it in a fairly expensive stryophome coolerl I got from the dollar store. She cooks possum and coon real good. I tried to cut and paste a picture of my rig on here but it only shows up on my screen. I ques I glued it wrong side to my screen. I will turn the picture over and paste it again
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Old 07-25-2016   #8
 
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Intex Mariner 3 Raft - $190
http://spokane.craigslist.org/spo/5700558112.html

Found your boat on Craigslist no mention of your wife or beer,

Don't worry I don't require your finders fee.

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Old 07-25-2016   #9
 
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I'm interested in the cooler, if it's still available?

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I can't stop cracked up fucken epic


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