Well to be honest, after Andy R posted what Tony had said to get banned, I can kind of understand.... personally as a female boater, it didn't offend me, I found it rather funny--- how can a woman's vagina possibly put a scratch on a kayak (maybe because Jackson plastic is so fucking soft). But I have a pretty fucked up sense of humor. He's right though, if you can't post it under your real fake name (Soggy Tortillas) then you shouldn't be such a pussy to post it under another fake name (Douche Canoe).
Now let's all hug it out and go paddle.
It's a good day to be a duck....