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Old 01-13-2010   #291
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Originally Posted by TakemetotheRiver View Post
she is more than a pretty face at this point.

Correct. She's a sociopath with a pretty face and a following.

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Old 01-13-2010   #292
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I didn't watch, luckily I don't have network TV.

I find it ironic that someone who was asked "What newspapers do you read" and could not list a single news source - not even her local paper, is now considered a "news analyst"

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Old 01-13-2010   #293
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She's the AgitProp Darling of the clueless right. I'm sure they lapped up her performance last night with the zeal of hungry kittens.
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Old 02-08-2010   #294
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Palin's career options

If the FauxNews paid "news analyst" gig doesn't pan out for Palin, she has a fallback position that could be very lucrative: Palm reader.
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Old 02-25-2010   #295
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Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal

February 24, 2010 | Issue 46•08
Those Palin supporters not swallowed up by sudden fissures in the earth's crust remained to chant anti-Democratic slogans.

IDAHO FALLS, ID—Speaking unto an audience of anti-immigration advocates, global-warming deniers, and members of the Tea Party Nation, former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave forth utterances Monday that reportedly opened the sixth seal of the Book of the Apocalypse.
"Wow, it's good to be here, just shootin' the breeze with a bunch of real, hardworking Americans who love their freedom," said Palin, her words echoing across the Idaho Falls Civic Auditorium as mighty tremors caused great unrest beneath the land and the sea. "So are the little guys like you and me gonna fight these Washington insiders with their big government agenda? You betcha we are!"
And lo, there was then a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and the moon became as blood; and "gosh" was spoken repeatedly; and the stars of heaven fell upon the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken by a mighty wind.
Enlarge Image And the 10th mention of "small town folk" brought forth a great belching chasm of death and dust.

These disturbances reportedly went unnoticed by the audience, however, as their thunderous applause drowned out the sound of the foretold cataclysm.
"This Tea Party movement just goes to show ya that America is ready for another revolution," Palin said as things long ago divined came finally to pass. "Who do you think is gonna stand up for the freedoms promised by our Founding Fathers? Folks like us, or some socialist professor of constitutional law in the Oval Office?"
It was then, witnesses claim, that there was a tearing of the heavens, and the skies receded as does a scroll when it is rolled up, and anecdotes about everyday middle-class Alaskan families were enunciated in down-to-earth tones.
"That's right, partner," Palin said, as every mountain and island moved from its place, and flames overtook the lakes and the rivers and the seas. "Thanks, but no thanks."
According to biblical scholars, the opening of the seven seals described in the Book of Revelation will usher in the End Times, the Tribulation, the reign of the Antichrist, and the eventual salvation of the 144,000 chosen few. It is thought that the sixth seal's opening will bring about the full fury of God, leading ultimately to the Day of Wrath.
"Admittedly, this is not what we were expecting," said Robert Harwood, a doctor of divinity at the University of Cambridge. "The Bible speaks of a beast with seven horns and seven eyes, not a raven-haired woman from the north who knows not what foolishness she speaks of."
"Still, there's no denying it," Harwood added. "The End of Days is upon us."
One member of the crowd not torn apart by swarming harpies told reporters he feared living in a country where his daughters would grow up speaking Spanish and not be allowed to carry handguns.
"Palin for president!" Bill Coleman, 37, of Topeka, KS chanted, and the stench of flesh rotting in the belly of Satan rose up, and the stench of death rose up. "Sarah Palin for president!"
"Small town folks—the folks who grow our food, run our small businesses, and teach our kids—are getting pretty riled up by President Obama's big socialist ideas," Palin spoke as the stage upon which she stood was rent apart by an unseen hand, opening as unto a great chasm, whose gaping void she narrowly escaped by clinging to the podium.
"Uh…how's that hopey-changey stuff workin' out for ya?" Palin added.
Chaos and disorder then spread across hill and valley to every corner of the earth, eyewitnesses reported, and as the minions of the Antichrist prepared for their millennium of world dominion, even the teeming masses of heathens could not in their hearts deny that the final phase of Armageddon was close at hand, and that you're darn right Joe Six-Pack pays too many taxes already.
The Antichrist, whose true identity remained unknown as of press time, will reportedly come to torment the sinners of humanity as soon as the seventh and last remaining seal is opened.
"I'm so happy that we've got the liberal left running scared," Palin concluded. "Because whatever the TV pundits might want you to think, from where I'm standing, the future looks really good."

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Old 03-04-2010   #296
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Conservative heartthrob Sarah Palin has been making the rounds in Hollywood, doing, uh, "comedy" on Leno and shoveling Oscar gift bags into her limo. Nevermind that Palin has heaped scorn on Hollywood. Remember how she responded to Letterman's Bristol joke? "Hollywood has a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands." Yeah, well, every fame whore eventually ends up in Hollywood.

To the Palinistas: How's that grassy-rooty, salty-earthy thing workin' out for ya?
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Old 03-10-2010   #297
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"self-aggrandizing jackass" - it says it right on the label
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Most people don,t know this, and he would certainly deny it, But Glenn Beck is the illegitimate bastard orphaned child of Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh
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Old 03-18-2010   #300
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Most people don,t know this, and he would certainly deny it, But Glenn Beck is the illegitimate bastard orphaned child of Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh
You of simple mind always amaze me. Have you ever noticed that your average guy on the right doesn't go out of his way to ridicule and show such utter hate for the other side? Of course we disagree but to act the way you children do never ceases to amaze me. I take it your happy with the course Obama, Harry and Pelosi are taking us. Wake up before it's to late.

Now Sarah may not be your Ive League grad but doesn't she make some sense? Have any of you ever looked at congress's health care and pension...probably not. Live your shit ass life and hopefully you don't eat shit in the end but don't bet on it.

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