[quote=I do talk out of my ass often. Never poop out of my mouth though...ewww J/k Those damn know it all's! Really how can we accomplish anything?]
You'll never believe this I know... I can't even believe it but my sister has pooped out of her mouth. She and her husband are both in the medical field so their word is somewhat concrete. But still I'll admit the impossibilities of this feat. I'm just passing on the story told.
First of all we all know some one who has taken pictures of thier longest. Some moms proudly take pictures of thier childs first poo for encouragement. Anyway, my sister has 5 kids, all under 12 so you can imagine the plaques covering their walls. But she (my sister) had been real sick for about 48hrs and had nothing left in the system. While dry-heavin' a small, brown, cylindrical thing came out. Of course, my sister, after wiping the sweat off and spitting a few times calls in the 6 year old twins and 10 year old daughter to take a look. I'm not sure if a picture was taken and will ask next time I speak with them. They all said it happend though. It's hard to argue with my nieces and nephews when they say they saw it. I brought up the South Park episode and, of course, she was clueless, I don't think she's even heard of them. She won't let them watch shows as such. My poor 12 year old nephew has never seen the Simpson's.
"After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done".