Hmm, unless you were born in time for the civil war, of course you're a foreign war correspondent.
ANd for god's sake, Justin, Veteran's Day is my BIRTHDAY. Of COURSE it's important to me. Hell, I had to join the army just to earn the prior 18 years of days off from school!
Thank god for c-sections and a mom who thought 'fuck it, I'll give him a day off for his birthday.' Almost makes up for her sending me to an all-boy Catholic school, eh?
"self-aggrandizing jackass" - it says it right on the label