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Old 05-03-2011   #1
RFV, Colorado
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Hey Llama,

How Bout' Somethin'
For the effort?
So He say's to me.
" On your death bed- You will receive-Total Consistence!
So I guess I got that goimg for me?

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Old 05-04-2011   #2
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"total consciousness" - way to screw up one of the best movie lines ever.

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Old 05-04-2011   #3
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Yeah, a little effort would have been nice:

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?

Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

But I have messed up quotes before too
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Old 05-04-2011   #4
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Laughing my ass off!!!!
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