Originally Posted by Livingston
It's like agruing with a stump. I'm saying the evangelical pandering GOPers are wrong with Ab' only. The first line of defense is abstinence, the second contraception.
I don't know if Levi finished in her face, back, mouth, or butt, or if they used protection. Did his rubber break? Does it matter? Was she abstinent? Nope. Let's assume though that Sara Palin practiced at home what she advocated politically. If her mother's advice was to not have sex, and her mother did not talk about contraception because she thought it might encourage her daughter to have sex, she becomes the example of that program failing.
I think we can be pretty certain where
young Levi completed his mission
. And if VP nominee Palin taught her children abstinence only, then the message clearly didn't get through.
So now there are two immature children bringing yet another child into the world. That's always a good thing. But they have vowed to get married before the baby arrives. What a fine example of Ms. Palin's child rearing skills. What a fine example of the much-vaunted Republican Family Values. What a fine example of the virtues of chastity and the effectiveness of abstinence-only delusion.
I really think they need to have the ceremony up on the podium at the convention, maybe tonight when Palin tries to explain why she is remotely qualified to be the first in the line of presidential succession. Maybe Rudy Giuliani will be the best man and Carly Fiorini will be the maid of honor. Dr. James "Focus on the Family" Dobson will officiate and all the GOP Talibaners will soil themselves with enthusiasm. The base will go apeshit! What a spectacle! Way better than Obama's speech to cheering throngs of Democrats!
The proud young couple will be whisked off to a dream honeymoon in Kennebunkport, or maybe one of McSame's spare houses somewhere. If he can remember where they are... and find the keys. Perhaps Cindy knows.
The Palin spectacle will certainly take the spotlight away from McSame's (inevitably) fumbling acceptance speech. Campaign handlers should welcome the distraction.