My Daddy the Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, My father's an exotic dancer and takes off his clothes in front of other people and they put money in his underwear.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
And the Lord said, let there be whitewater. So on Friday, the 13th day of the month....