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Old 06-10-2009   #31
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Originally Posted by striker View Post
Go to google, and type in
"Chuck norris, google search"
Then click i'm feeling lucky, and see what happens.
That freaks me out almost as much as your avatar

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Old 06-10-2009   #32
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I see you are freeked out by my zombie avatar LSB, but you have to ask yourself. If chuck norris were a zombie, could he ever be defeated?

-The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears

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Old 06-10-2009   #33
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If Chuck Norris was a zombie he would blink and be human again.

Chuck Norris eats zombie brains for brunch.
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Old 06-11-2009   #34
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"Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete."

"Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"."

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

"Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die."
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Old 06-14-2009   #35
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jesus can walk on water.well chuck norris can swim through solid land and walk on water...

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