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Old 11-11-2006   #11
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Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles contest." Chuck Norris won by five.

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Old 11-13-2006   #12
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Old 11-13-2006   #13
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Funny. This one was no page 7:

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Yes, I read to page 7. I have nothing else to do.

Hey, I got one:

Chuck Norris can wear white after Labor Day. But he never wears white. Never.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the emergency room, which is never, he inisists on a CAT scan instead of MRI because his balls will stick to the huge magnet.
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Chuck Norris can increase the entropy of the universe

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Old 11-21-2006   #16
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Chuck Norris is a Republican.
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Once Chuck Norris entered the Worlds Strongest Man Contest, they canceled the contest.....
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"~Gandhi
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Chuck Norris knows you will follow this link.

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Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a bike race. When he lost, he just roundhouse kicked Armstrong, which broke Lance's neck of course, and took his metal. To this very day, no one has ever beaten Chuck Norris at anything and lived to tell the story.
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When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please."

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