Okay, let me get this straight...
Okay, I go out and buy a Chevy Volt...
What's it run on? - It's electric
That means no greenhouse gases, way cool fool..
Hmmm how is electricity made? -- Coal, Nuclear, etc. (Solar and wind combined do not have the potential to generate all power needs of the consumer)
Well, that sucks...now we got back our greenhouse gases again, damn carbon footprint!
How far can it go? -- Oh...about 40 miles the way you drive.
Damn, I guess I won't make it to Vail for Teva Games from Denver, eh? -- Yup
Can it go off-road? - Nope
Will it take a kayak rack? -- probably not very easily, besides, that will weigh it down even more.
That sucks. -- yup, sure does.
What's it good for then? -- people who stay home and watch a lot of America Doesn't have Talent or Dancing With The Boors.
Ah well, I guess I'll keep my truck.....
And the Lord said, let there be whitewater. So on Friday, the 13th day of the month....