'Bout lost my virginity yesterday

[Braznut]

Yesterday I was hanging out with this chick named K****** and got really drunk on wine. We started making out on her sofa and she asked me if I wanted to take it to her bedroom. “Of course,” I replied. She told me she was going to use the ladies room and she would meet me in her bedroom. I instantly shed my clothes, grabbed a turkey leg out of her fridge and jumped in bed. It was finally going to happen!
She came out of the ladies room and started freaking out. She kept screaming déjà vu, while blowing this damn whistle and threatening to call the cops.
I ran out of there and jumped into my van naked. I left behind my favorite jeans and Winger concert shirt.
Still a virgin.

[utah2420]

What does that have to do with boating?? We don't care if you have a problem getting laid dude. Maybe you should go on match.com and not waste space and time on this forum.

[acetomato]

Utah- You need to catch up on your Buzz action. This is a play off another post everyone is rippin' on.

[Coon]

it's pretty Hilarious if you ask me...

[lotsawater]

Utard 2420. Shut up and go to the temple.

[kayakjack]

I think hes mad cause 3 out of his 4 wives got taken away down in texas.

[lhowemt]

I love the Buzz!

I'm an engineer, and yesterday at work, I was at a meeting, and I almost lost my pencil!!! It slipped under a set of plans on the table, and for about 30 seconds, I couldn't find it. Man, was I scared! I almost couldn't mark up some other engineers dumb plans! What would I be if I couldn't do that???? Sheesh, I'm glad I'm not alone in almost losing things. Engineers are supposed to be smarter than that.

[Randaddy]

Blow your whistle next time!

[lhowemt]

We aren't allowed to have whistles. I tried to type into my calculator REALLY HARD so people would know I was in distress, but it was too much like "normal" engineer behavior. Maybe next time I'll call my cell phone, and I could change my ring tone to a whistle!

[Jay H]

SHE is mad because she don't know the 'buzz too well, do she...and, well, having to share your husdand has gotta suck too

you're obviously new with 4 posts and a May '08 join date, so take a look around before you jump all over someone with your feminist rant