'Bout lost my virginity yesterday

[SummitAP]

just what were you going to do with that turkey leg?

[TakemetotheRiver]

No one really blows it as well as we do anyway, right?

Originally Posted by lhowemt

I'm gonna go blow my whistle by myself if I have to!

[Randaddy]

Did you guys check out that song on YouTube? It's the raft guide theme song.

[rwhyman]

What's all this talk about you ladies blowing your own whistle? Don't you know this is a respectable boating forum.

[riverrat]

You should stop making whistle jokes! they save people's lives! I think we need a law that states that every trip leader has to blow their whistle at least once every mile just because that's what trip leaders should do.

You know, with the youtube vid, I got to thinkin, Griff really did screw up, why didn't he have a video camera on that trip? I wonder how many hits it would've gotten if he had actually been able to record that whole thing.

[Boat-ERS]

Originally Posted by Randaddy

Did you guys check out that song on YouTube? It's the raft guide theme song.

The video boaters in WVa need to use this in their videos, especially ones with major beat downs.

[Braznut]

Originally Posted by SummitAP

just what were you going to do with that turkey leg?

Well, my new friend Grif has been trying to get me laid for a while. He told me about this chick that I could possibly hook up with, but it would take some planning.

He said she's a real freak and enjoys turkey legs up the turd-cutter while having sex. He said it would be the "greatest time of my life."
I am a desperate, 40-year-old virgin, so I said, “what the hell.”
So yesterday, he had me meet her at the bar while he got into her place and planted a turkey leg in her fridge.

Needless to say, you all know how it ended. I don’t think Grif is really a friend. I feel duped. She obviously hates turkey legs! I really loved that Winger shirt too! Could someone get it back for me?

[Jay H]

just when I thought this week couldn't be topped:

"...enjoys turkey legs up the turd-cutter..."

I'm dyin'! 'bout dyin', I tell ya!!

[P_McP]

Originally Posted by SummitAP

just what were you going to do with that turkey leg?

Masturbate it like you did to your rocker in the pool tonight?