Originally Posted by SummitAP
just what were you going to do with that turkey leg?
Well, my new friend Grif has been trying to get me laid for a while. He told me about this chick that I could possibly hook up with, but it would take some planning.
He said she's a real freak and enjoys turkey legs up the turd-cutter while having sex. He said it would be the "greatest time of my life."
I am a desperate, 40-year-old virgin, so I said, “what the hell.”
So yesterday, he had me meet her at the bar while he got into her place and planted a turkey leg in her fridge.
Needless to say, you all know how it ended. I don’t think Grif is really a friend. I feel duped. She obviously hates
turkey legs! I really loved that Winger shirt too! Could someone get it back for me?