'Bout lost my lunch this afternoon!
I am DAMNED lucky to be here to tell you all about it. It started at a greezy falafel joint and ended in gut-wrenching pain. I was blowing my whistle and everything, but that BASTARD Griff wouldn't give me a barf bag or a bottle of Pepto. I tried to call the cops, but they LAUGHED at me. I tried to sue him, but even the ambulance chasers laughed at me.
I'm thinking about giving up lunch after this traumatic experience...
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