Vail Sucks! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[otter]

It's flat-yes it really is-even by Colorado ski area standards.

Most gapers who ski there are busy looking at their crotch or silicon boobs instead of what's downhill.

Parking sucks.(Unless you know of a secret stash like I do)

The people are snobs.

Silly locals ski on the fattest skis available when there's 4 inches on crust.
FYI-(pocket rockets are the ski equivilent to viagra)

Yes, it's huge, but that just means it takes you forever to get to the handfull of runs worth skiing.

The layout of the mountain was designed by vail lawyers in hopes of avoiding lawsuits of jitwads who don't bother paying attention when they ski.

[mescalimick]

You ski "runs" and like Pocket Rockets, try Breckenridge, they groom their crust.

[gapers]

You act surprised.

[otter]

Originally Posted by mescalimick

You ski "runs" and like Pocket Rockets, try Breckenridge, they groom their crust.

Yes, I ski lift served terrain about half the time I'm on my skis. The rest of the time I'm skinning. By the way, I meant pocket rockets are the equivilent to viagra in a negative way-gaper. Ha!Ha!Ha! Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Stinky Cheese Man!

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

Sounds like somebody's off his meds again.

[Killclimbz]

Originally Posted by otter

It's flat-yes it really is-even by Colorado ski area standards.

Most gapers who ski there are busy looking at their crotch or silicon boobs instead of what's downhill.

Parking sucks.(Unless you know of a secret stash like I do)

The people are snobs.

Silly locals ski on the fattest skis available when there's 4 inches on crust.
FYI-(pocket rockets are the ski equivilent to viagra)

Yes, it's huge, but that just means it takes you forever to get to the handfull of runs worth skiing.

The layout of the mountain was designed by vail lawyers in hopes of avoiding lawsuits of jitwads who don't bother paying attention when they ski.

Are we playing the obvious game?

[matty1971]

Yes, Vail does suck. Especially when it is compared to some of the hills in Utah. However, a lot of people ski fat skis everyday asshat. Just a better all around ski.

Now tell us something we don't know jackass.

[matty1971]

Originally Posted by otter

Yes, I ski lift served terrain about half the time I'm on my skis. The rest of the time I'm skinning. By the way, I meant pocket rockets are the equivilent to viagra in a negative way-gaper. Ha!Ha!Ha! Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Stinky Cheese Man!

You sound more like the ginger bread man ya fag.

[otter]

Originally Posted by matty1971

You sound more like the ginger bread man ya fag.

This has been an interesting experiment to see what kind of responses I'd get from all you self rightous punks out there. It seems the popular thing to do on the buzz is to morph one's opinion into some kind of personal battle between people. I was just making an observation based on my experiences. Thanks for all your thoughtfull comments. Perhaps in another year when you all move back east where you came from, you'll have some nifty adventure tales to tell your rich little friends of how cool it was to live out West. I truly feel sorry for those of you who harbor such aggression. You are weak.

[soylent green]

"This has been an interesting experiment to see what kind of responses I'd get from all you self rightous punks out there. It seems the popular thing to do on the buzz is to morph one's opinion into some kind of personal battle between people. I was just making an observation based on my experiences. Thanks for all your thoughtfull comments. Perhaps in another year when you all move back east where you came from, you'll have some nifty adventure tales to tell your rich little friends of how cool it was to live out West. I truly feel sorry for those of you who harbor such aggression. You are weak."

You are a TROLL. This statement proves it. JONG! That is the most appropriate term I've heard for people like you.