It's flat-yes it really is-even by Colorado ski area standards.
Most gapers who ski there are busy looking at their crotch or silicon boobs instead of what's downhill.
Parking sucks.(Unless you know of a secret stash like I do)
The people are snobs.
Silly locals ski on the fattest skis available when there's 4 inches on crust.
FYI-(pocket rockets are the ski equivilent to viagra)
Yes, it's huge, but that just means it takes you forever to get to the handfull of runs worth skiing.
The layout of the mountain was designed by vail lawyers in hopes of avoiding lawsuits of jitwads who don't bother paying attention when they ski.