Helio - a few other things to help you identify and stay AWAY from other Gapers...
Anyone with an "earband" (the women with ear bands are easier to identify, as they'll have sprayed bangs sprouting out and over the top)
Anyone who looks like they're going to prom directly from skiing ie full makeup and big jewelry
The use of non-mountain issued radios.
Example: You're standing in the lift line and Chuck from Texass starts talking to his wife Rita, via a little yellow and black "walkie talkie", three rows back about how he "got air" on a jump on this really "steep" blue that seemed way more like a "black" and it sounds like surround sound because they're so close to eachother.
Anyone who wants the "bar down" and then starts to panic half way up the mountain about "raising it up" in time to "unload"
Any person that complains on the way up about how much they hate the snow that given day, and that the groomed runs aren't very "groomed" (this would be due to falling snow and powder, but don't try to explain, because the don't know what that is)
Anyone with fur of anykind, fake or real, attached to any part of their ski gear.
Anyone who ski's from one side of the run to the complete other (especially in moguls) and looks like they might just shoot of into the trees before making a very tenitive turn back the other way
Anyone who acts confused when you jump in from the singles line, like they're not sure what you're doing or why you're about to ride up with them. Extra note of caution: do not tell said people you're from Colorado, they'll ask you the worst kind of questions the rest of the way, best to pretend you speak French and look away.
Anyone who asks at what altitude "do the deer turn into Elk?", just punch these people in the face and consider it community service