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Old 01-22-2008   #1
IcantRide55

Profile:  dillon, Colorado
Paddling Since: 1994
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Busted at Keystone

I am an EXCELLANT rider, let me say that first. I can stop on a dime and I always ride IN CONTROL, but I got hasseled at Keystone by this one ski patrol dude who said that I was going too fast and he took my pass. I was in control the whole time but I just kinda tapped this one guy's skis who cut me off at the last second (he was going side to side). Man, you'd a thought I shot the pope the way he got on me! Joe K you are not OK! I was totally in control, and if I wasn't as good as I am that guy woulda been creamed but the fact is I was in control the whole time. I think losing my pass for a week is kinda weak, and I've gotta attend a safety class to get it back. WEAK!!! Schoolmarm is wide, open, and built 4 speed!!

Let er Fly!

Silly Patrolers, lucky I let you catch me at all...
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Old 01-22-2008   #2
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Profile:  Empire, you wouldn't like it here., Colorado
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yeah, the only thing I can think of when I'm on a run named schoolmarm is "LETTERRIP!!!!!"

whoooohooooo, crankin down a green run!!!! WHOOOO HOOOO, lookitmeee, I'm going fast over here.

whoo hoo

but yeah, Joe K is definately not ok!!
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Old 01-22-2008   #3
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Yeah, famous last words. I was in control man. Honest. I didn't meant to...
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Old 01-22-2008   #4
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Oh, well, if your an excellant rider than JoeK must be a moron. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

JoeK what are you thinkin takin this guy's pass? He can stop on a dime! I've been trying to master that for years!






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Old 01-22-2008   #5
Dave Frank

Profile:  Boulder, Colorado
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If you're calling someone out by name, don't you think it's pretty weak not to use yours?

If you can not avoid a traversing gaper on a green (or any color) run then you are not skiing in control. That one rollover on schoolmarm must be at lest 18 degrees; maybe it should be a black run.

Thanks for looking out for us Joe.

There are places to ski fast and places you shouldn't. If I see someone skiing out of control in the vicinity of my kid, they will wish Joe had taken their pass.
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Old 01-23-2008   #6
caspermike

Profile:  Casper, Wyoming
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ski pass

this reminds me of that "don't taser me bro" video.

dude, if he took your ski pass you probably deserved it. why don't you sack up admit your sh*t stinks and quit the b*tch**g.
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Old 01-23-2008   #7
dvanhouten

Profile:  Human Resources, Wyidaho
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I am an EXCELLANT rider, let me say that first. I can stop on a dime and I always ride IN CONTROL, but I got hasseled at Keystone by this one ski patrol dude who said that I was going too fast and he took my pass. I was in control the whole time but I just kinda tapped this one guy's skis who cut me off at the last second (he was going side to side). Man, you'd a thought I shot the pope the way he got on me! Joe K you are not OK! I was totally in control, and if I wasn't as good as I am that guy woulda been creamed but the fact is I was in control the whole time. I think losing my pass for a week is kinda weak, and I've gotta attend a safety class to get it back. WEAK!!! Schoolmarm is wide, open, and built 4 speed!!

Let er Fly!

Silly Patrolers, lucky I let you catch me at all...
I'm glad to hear you're an excellAnt rider, because you certainly can't spell. Riding in control mean being able to avoid anyone downhill of you, even the guy who cuts you off. The first two points in Your Responsibility Code are:

Always stay in control, and be able to stop or avoid other people or objects.
People ahead of you have the right of way. It is your responsibility to avoid them.

http://www.nsaa.org/nsaa/safety/heads_up/know_the_code.asp

A girl was killed in Jackson a couple years ago by someone who was 'in control'. Joe K, you should have pulled his pass for the season!
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Old 01-23-2008   #8
sj

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Space not speed. I'm with Dave on this one.
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Old 01-23-2008   #9
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I assume this is a joke, right?
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Old 01-23-2008   #10
steepcreeks

Profile:  Denver, Colorado
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Posts like this remind me of why I dont ski at Keystone

Dood

Skiing fast at schoolmarm is lame. That is gumby central. Go find a blue run or stay in control.
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