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Nothing in the world is more yielding and gentle than water. Yet it has no equal for conquering the resistant and tough. The flexible can overcome the unbending; the soft can overcome the hard. - Lao Tse
So i figured this was a josh, you know, Joe K gettin' everyone's dry panties all wadded up with a Brandon X pen name...stories of craaazie speed on Schoolmarm and a run-in with an un-hip patroller...all to perfect too with Schoolmarm "THE STRICT SCHOOL TEACHER." I figured Joe was just playing the buzz like a fiddle. But now I suspect that Brando is the REAL DEAL, just the school yard rebel we need in this century. So back the fuck up Jason Dean, we got a new badass in town.
So i figured this was a josh, you know, Joe K gettin' everyone's dry panties all wadded up with a Brandon X pen name...stories of craaazie speed on Schoolmarm and a run-in with an un-hip patroller...all to perfect too with Schoolmarm "THE STRICT SCHOOL TEACHER." I figured Joe was just playing the buzz like a fiddle. But now I suspect that Brando is the REAL DEAL, just the school yard rebel we need in this century. So back the fuck up Jason Dean, we got a new badass in town.
AHAH BACK THE FUCK UP JIMI DEAN, you're the only one who knows who chris hansen is so i don't think you've been getting anyof the hottie chicks when you pass them, by the way this pisses those hot, tightass texan babes off more than you talking to them
Last edited by caspermike : 02-01-2008 at 04:40 PM.
AHAH BACK THE FUCK UP JIMI DEAN, you're the only one who knows who chris hansen is so i don't think you've been getting anyof the hottie chicks when you pass them, by the way this pisses those hot, tightass texan babes off more than you talking to them
Thanks for correcting me-- I thought it was Chris Hanson but you are right, it's Chris Hansen.
Nice guess for someone who has never seen that show...
BooYah AtYah
Brandon X
__________________ The problem with having a Jethro Tull cover band is getting people to listen to Jethro Tull...
i like how your name on the buzz is icantride... haha very true, it is one thing to go fast down a green and not hit anyone or come close, but another to go fast and almost hit some poor tourist who's only wish in life was to go down "one dem green ones"
i bet you are one of those snowboarders who wear their goggles under their helmet just because they think it is cool, and they see it on tv, its ok to be stylish, but dont be such a push over!! it cant be comfortable, and sure as hell isnt functional.
but you are probably soo gangster that i shouldnt "front" on you, most snowboarders are, they got their glauk 9 ready along with their daddies credit card and their suburban
No Fred, I'm guessing Brandon does not wear a helmet. Why should he, he is way cool and he is never out of control enough to get into an accident. I also bet he wears an XXL suit. You've seen them on all the "cool kids" probably looks something like a picnic tablecloth sewn into jacket and pants. see here for example
I got busted a decade ago for ridding to fast. Took my licks like a man and got my pass back a week or so later. I knew I was wrong and apologized to the patroller. By the end of the season, said patroller (an older guy at that) was showing me some of the best (relative term) lines at Purgatory.
Sack up B, you were wrong, Now get over it.
__________________ All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer - H. Simpson
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So things have been GREAT, what with the snow and me getting my pass back and all, riding the PHAT powder, but I had to go back to Keystone's park. It is the best park around, but today they had a part of it closed FOR NO GOOD REASON. I popped over one of the fences, caught some freshie and some railie, next thing I know I am getting hasseled by a park guy who goes on this power kick and calls...yup...patrol. I get lectured by some med school dropout, made to go fix the fence, and then let go with a warning.
Lucky Break!
__________________ The problem with having a Jethro Tull cover band is getting people to listen to Jethro Tull...
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I popped over one of the fences, caught some freshie and some railie, next thing I know I am getting hasseled by a park guy who goes on this power kick and calls...yup...patrol. I get lectured by some med school dropout, made to go fix the fence, and then let go with a warning.
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