Busted at Keystone

[Gary E]

Joe not so cool K better not try that shit up here in Jackson! Oh--wait Jackson doesn't have a schoolmarm; So in that case, get your arse up here Keck, the snow is good brotha.

[caspermike]

was up there not long ago and i can second that statement

[IcantRide55]

Chimp Out? Chimp Out? I hucked that hit so phatty you couldn't get your head up that high! I may straight line but I do it In Control and I have the skills to handle that speed. Dude, I was almost sponsored. More than likely you are throwing bombs in the lift line with the chicks cuz dude, you couldn't handle my speed. The only thing holding me back from the pow is not having my pass now, but soon I'll be out there.....way ahead of you, Joe K.....

Brandon X

[Waterwindpowderrock]

man, you must be a ripper!
Joe, you're obviously in the wrong, I can't believ you didn't spot the talent & let him go just cause he's SO stylie.

Joe, you obviously misread this one! Next time let's have a bit more understanding for the UBERtalented.

[Waterwindpowderrock]

btw, good thread Joe....

[Matt J]

Originally Posted by dvanhouten

I'm glad to hear you're an excellAnt rider, because you certainly can't spell. Riding in control mean being able to avoid anyone downhill of you, even the guy who cuts you off. The first two points in Your Responsibility Code are:

Always stay in control, and be able to stop or avoid other people or objects.
People ahead of you have the right of way. It is your responsibility to avoid them.

http://www.nsaa.org/nsaa/safety/heads_up/know_the_code.asp

A girl was killed in Jackson a couple years ago by someone who was 'in control'. Joe K, you should have pulled his pass for the season!

Riding in control meanS being able to avoid

Misspelling something in a post where you call out someone's spelling will never not be funny.

[cecil]

been away for awhile and i see the buzz is still good for a laugh.

if you get your pass stripped for being a real d-bag than it serves you right. plus, anybody knows that keystone and "excellent" riders don't go together. the real sickos aren't on the front-side groomers.

Joe your post was great! Keep taking punks passes!

[fred norquist]

if you are such a good rider, why were you on that run? go shed something else if you wanna go fast

[DanOrion]

school·marm (plural school·marms)

noun
Definition:

1. an offensive term for a woman schoolteacher, especially one considered too proper and old-fashioned

2. funniest buzz topic of the winter

[JCKeck1]

Ah Brandon. Now you show your true colors. Anyone who gets defensive and starts screaming on a public forum that they hucked the Denver Extreme, obviously did it in a pink and neon yellow one-piece bag, including matching moose antler hat and glacier glasses. And that my friends is how it became known as the Denver Extreme.

But I will agree with you my friend that I didn't ski waist deep stashes in the woods today nearly as fast as you were straight-lining a green run with 8 year olds.
Joe