STOLEN: Paddle Bag w/Werner Shogun and Carbon Powerhouse!
Somebody thought it would be funny if they stole my paddle bag w/ a bunch of gear and two paddles in it, out of my car the night before I'm leaving for the Washington DC. I doubt it was a paddler so I'm expecting this stuff to turn up on Craigslist or Ebay or even maybe on here. Right now I'd like to meet this person and strangle them. The only reason I agreed to go and visit my family in law for 10 DAYS was because I was going to get to bring my paddling gear and hit Great Falls or whatever else was running in the area. Now I am screwed. This is what was stolen.
- Werner Bent Shaft Shogun 194
- Werner Bent Shaft Carbon Powerhouse 194
- Kokatat GMER Dry Suit Blue
- Snap Dragon Amortex Skirt
- Astral Green Vest Red
- NRS Paddle Bag Red
I'm filing a police report right now, but if anyone sees this stuff on the web for sale please post here so I can pretned I am going to buy this stuff back, go meet this person and beat them senseless, tie them to a tree in their underwear and turn them in as sex offenders so they most definitely get raped in prison.
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