If anyone happens across a werner powerhouse on the animas, one has been lost as recently as wednesday. The location could be anywhere from plunger/swollen member on pandoras box, down to lake powell. It has red blades, and a sticker that says "health food sucks". It also has two pieces of paper appoxied onto each blade. They are slightly faded, but one says "big boof" and the other says, "Neds paddle, 97O-6I8-nine78two, firstname.lastname@example.org
. Ned has lost it and is very sad, because the paddle has taken him to some of the best places he has ever been. If seen, please contact me or him.
(P.S. BEER REWARD!)