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Old 04-07-2012   #1
Durango, Colorado
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LOST: Werner Paddle on the Animas

If anyone happens across a werner powerhouse on the animas, one has been lost as recently as wednesday. The location could be anywhere from plunger/swollen member on pandoras box, down to lake powell. It has red blades, and a sticker that says "health food sucks". It also has two pieces of paper appoxied onto each blade. They are slightly faded, but one says "big boof" and the other says, "Neds paddle, 97O-6I8-nine78two, Ned has lost it and is very sad, because the paddle has taken him to some of the best places he has ever been. If seen, please contact me or him.

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Old 12-08-2012   #2
Brrroowwwwnnnville, Colorado
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I heard if you knew how to kayak like I do you wouldn't lose paddles, you'd find them. Or better yet, Ben Luck would find them for you. I also heard if you were a pro kayaker you wouldn't even need a paddle at all, just a trust fund, some huge cajones, and half dozen GoPro mounts surgically attached to your beer-saturated body. I'm running a little low at the moment so if you could send my beer reward to the following address:

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Old 12-08-2012   #3
Durango, Colorado
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Alright you dirty troll, It is not cool to make a profile calling someone else a bitch, that is as low as it gets. Quit using the internet to anonymously bash others who are trying to make a respectful name for themselves on this world wide web.
I heard that Ned got his paddle back so dont even try to claim something that is not yours. Take your big balls and 30 GoPros and shove down your throat before you get yourself banned from this site of respectful and responsible paddlers.
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